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- Hunting Dress
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- For when I’m off-duty
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- off-duty dress
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- off-duty
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- Fishing Shorts
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- Fishin’
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- Fishing
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- My Favorite New Corset
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- My Favorite New Vest
5/17/09
I decided to go shopping, for I was running out of clothes to go fishing in (in case you are not familiar with the term, fishing is going out and finding human prey). I cannot wear the same outfit twice, it’s just not in my nature. So I headed out to hit the streets for some new clothing.
First I headed off to actually do what I had set out to do : find some tops for fishing. So where did I go first? Why, Hot Topic, of course. I found some corsets and some vests that I thought would go nicely with my collection of clothing.
But I was easily distracted. I was almost able to waltz right past the Anthropologie store. Almost. I basically ran through the glass double-doors, grabbing every dress in sight. People stared, but probably due to my apperance, not my shopping tirade. Each dress cost over $100, but that’s nothing to me. Money is just something that falls into my lap.
After that, I felt a little guilty, so I fled to Forever 21. Thankfully, I found a black grommet dress, perfect for hunting. I’m sure the others will be pleased. I’ve been held up in my room, modeling my new wardrobe before my full length mirror to the sound of Madonna singing Vogue. I was gone for 3 hours and managed to purchase 32 articles of clothing. If shopping were an Olympic Sport, I’d win the gold medal easily.
